Buy some slutty lingerie, like not shit you think is pretty, but something that makes you feel DIRTY.
Strip for him, twerk on him. Lay him down, and give him the bombest head of his life, like pretend it’s the best thing you’ve ever tasted. Moan a LOT, like you looove suckin it.
Then. Hop on that thang, go to town, and when he’s about to bust, suck him dry! Lol the end.
The Three Stages of Kanye Texts
1. Self Blame
2. Passive Aggressiveness
I’m all 3 when I’m drunk.